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24.8.11

You Know You're a Grown Up When.....

Following on from "You Know You're a Mummy When...." I bring you....

You Know You're a Grown Up When.....

  • A full fridge excites you more than a full wardroabe.
  • Picking out new wallpaper is more exciting than picking an outfit for a night out.
  • An advert for a new air freshner excites you.
  • The first thing you say when its raining is "The garden needs it"
  • You find yourself saying "In my day....." when referring to the past.
  • You have no idea what Fat Boy [Eastenders] just said. 
 
  • You prefer to watch the news than Hollyoaks.
  • The most exciting days of the week are bin day and food shop day, rather than Friday and Saturday.[party nights!] 
  • The sound of the grocery van turning up is more exciting than the taxi turning up to take you to a nightclub.
  • Hearing young'uns saying last night was "messy" immediately makes you think they were decorating rather than partying and getting stupidly drunk.
  • When someone says they are "hanging" you reply with "hanging what?  Curtains, a photo or a mirror"
  • You see photos of The Saturdays or Rhianna in the paper and tut at their outfits/lack of outfits!
  • When you hear that so-and-so is "sick" you wish them to get better soon, when actually it just means they are "cool".